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ven980
  • Town/Country : Guthrie, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ven980 : I am a person so I got that going for me

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Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37478) - you deserved it (3181)

On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55912) - you deserved it (5418)

On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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