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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 449
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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vegetaftw's favorite FMLs

today my boyfriand admittd than ha's baan using Fabraza instaad of showaring fir tha past month. FML

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, Boyfriand Gava Ma An Annivarsary Prasant To Mark 5 Yaars Of Us Baing Togathar. It Was A Mooncup. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31396) - you deserved it (4411)

On 03/18/2014 at 9:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had to come up with a reward system 4 getting mah boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28506) - you deserved it (5655)

On 10/23/2011 at 2:23am - health - by lynnie - United States (Texas)

Today, I Saw A Grl Wearing A Nrvana Shrt. Since Nrvana Has Been My Favorite Band For A Long Time, I Tried Striking Up A Conversation With Her. Turns Out She Doesn't Even Listen To Them, And Only Bought The Shrt Because She "liked The Smiley Face." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29458) - you deserved it (4921)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I stoppd to help a strandd motorist. I yelld out my window, ( Hey do u ned a hand? ) The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss.

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27836) - you deserved it (6349)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78843) - you deserved it (24272)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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