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vegasked
  • Town/Country : Killeen texas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 March 1993 (21 years)
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About vegasked : single, atheist, goofy, and nice so feel free to message me on kik. :)

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Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 12:58pm - work - by "ironyyyyyyy" -_- (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

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