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Today, I was walking my dogs when a woman at a bus stop quite rudely exclaimed, "Keep those mutts away from my kid". I replied just as rudely that I wouldn't want them anywhere near her dirty sprog. It was then we both realised she was a customer that I regularly talk to at work. FML
by Jenniesaurus / 09/04/2014 at 8:22am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/15/2014 at 11:22am / China (Shanghai) / Intimacy
Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
by "ironyyyyyyy" -_- / 10/31/2013 at 12:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by mustabeendrugs / 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
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