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About vballgirly28 : Just a normal 17 yr old girl. Volleyball is the best sport. Message me if you want to...I guess

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Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML


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On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML


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On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML


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On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 2:58am - love - by really? - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML


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On 08/02/2013 at 10:53am - love - by tkghan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML


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On 07/06/2013 at 12:17am - love - by walker - United States

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