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vb68's favorite FMLs
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
by nevaagain / 08/19/2016 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
by LoveStinks / 08/18/2016 at 6:56am / Love
by Anonymous / 08/16/2016 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love
by pooraf / 08/04/2016 at 10:42am / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by seatle girl / 06/27/2016 at 8:43pm / France (Picardie) / Kids
by WorthLessThanACareer / 06/21/2016 at 8:57am / Love
by Toloveornottolove / 06/12/2016 at 12:08pm / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 8:37am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by confused_cashier / 06/11/2016 at 9:34pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Fido / 06/06/2016 at 7:58am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/19/2016 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love