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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 March 1992 (23 years)
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Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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