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by camerashyguy / 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML
by Confused / 04/16/2014 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by dontgothere / 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by wtfjusthappened / 01/31/2014 at 10:29am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
by Opplyst11 / 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
by cjk004 / 02/15/2009 at 6:35am / United States (California) / Love
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