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About valalvax : I seriously don't know what to put in these things, but I'm alway disappointed when people don't fill them out, so now I won't disappoint others.

Uhh, I'm [<current year>-1989]ish years old, computer nerd, electronics hobbiest... Like all sorts of music, except I tend to not like popular music...

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