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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 365
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Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

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