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Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
by bleach / 03/24/2013 at 1:30am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Beestings / 03/24/2013 at 1:14am / United States / Love
by WTFLY / 03/23/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by SierraDiaz2097 / 03/23/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML
by butnotlikethat / 03/15/2013 at 8:05pm / China (Jiangxi) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by catdog552 / 02/28/2013 at 6:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML
by sickofthesmelltoo / 02/28/2013 at 5:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML
by girlymae / 02/27/2013 at 2:59am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by pooh anne / 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
by fuckedover / 02/26/2013 at 11:43am / United States / Love
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm / United States (New York) / Work
by juno_op / 02/11/2013 at 1:17pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Kids
by IHeartBlueJay / 02/08/2013 at 12:31am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/05/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
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