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About utrax : I am just a boy. A boy who I lives in Norway, the best country on Earth. Any other opinion is a shit opinion, though I am actually planning on moving to the US of A once I'm done with my 5 years at university for my Master's degree in engineering.
Reading comments on FML makes me realize how autistic most people in this "community" are. Literally worse than leddit, HLTV and /v/, which is fucking unreal, honestly.
I get a lot of messages and will most likely reply, but if I for some reason forget, please don't get all upset and suicidal about it.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
Friday 2 October 2015