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About usmcwifey75 : - I'm 21 years old. - I live in CA.- I'm married to the most amazing, loving man ever.- He's a Marine.- I'm a metal head but can appreciate most music.- I only come on here for a good laugh.That's all you need to know about me.:)
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Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015