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usmcwifey75

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 October 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About usmcwifey75 : - I'm 21 years old. - I live in CA.- I'm married to the most amazing, loving man ever.- He's a Marine.- I'm a metal head but can appreciate most music.- I only come on here for a good laugh.That's all you need to know about me.:)

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usmcwifey75's favorite FMLs

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

by Hellosinglelife / 03/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George) / Love

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

by fredo / 03/19/2013 at 8:31am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML

by soontobesingle / 03/19/2013 at 7:30am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy