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  • Town/Country : Oregon, USA
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Allahu Snackbar - Blessed be to God and his delicious snacks.

An airline attendant asks a man on a plane "what will you be having today sir?" he stands up from his seat, pushes the attendant down and screams 'ALLAHU SNACKBAR!' as he pulls out the candy bar, the explosive flavor blasts a chunk of the plane out, and causes the plane to crash into a building.

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Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42408) - you deserved it (4584)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States



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