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- Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the… Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses… Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room,…
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