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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 February 2000 (15 years)
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About useless_reject : I play bass guitar and i sing

My favorite bands are:
Five finger death punch
Pierce the veil
Bring me the horizon
Asking alexandria
A day to remember
Thy art is murder
Famous last words

I love Harry Potter, Supernatural, and The Walking Dead

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