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unworldlyalex

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unworldlyalex

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About unworldlyalex : I am an audiophile, I like alt and indie rock bands, as well as some mainstream ones. I listened to Bastille before they were popular. I am a PC gamer, expert at Minecraft mods and Planetside 2. I play guitar as a hobby, I also enjoy shooting rifles, shotguns, and all types of bows. Whovian, and browncoats are shiny. TEC 40 scuba diver planning to join the navy in a year. If you wanna talk, message me for my Kik, and we can!

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unworldlyalex's favorite FMLs

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML

#21027083
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45980) - you deserved it (5397)

On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

#5187639
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53879) - you deserved it (3267)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

#5187639
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53879) - you deserved it (3267)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

#2905430
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54555) - you deserved it (3704)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to get my midterm essay grade thinking I couldn't have made lower than a B. Got to class and my douchebag professor gave me an F. He wrote "Best essay I read, would've been an A if it was the right topic." I wrote on the Industrial Revolution, instead of the Scientific Revolution. FML

#303227
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24818) - you deserved it (82835)

On 03/13/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Bamamomma01 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

#107726
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (17008)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:32pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so give it a try to see what it smells like. It's currently the high season, and so I have quite a few clients standing in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

#956
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6065) - you deserved it (20062)

On 01/11/2009 at 6:14am - work - by Xav_Cad - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)



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