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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 425
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56398) - you deserved it (3173)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

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