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Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45269) - you deserved it (2661)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML

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