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by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by heather / 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML
by embarrassed / 12/20/2010 at 9:51am / United States / Work
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
by wingless_angel_7 / 12/02/2010 at 6:43pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 12:09pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML
by spockswifey / 11/03/2010 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
by djangle / 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
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