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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1113
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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uhnevermind's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML

#19673245
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20882) - you deserved it (4227)

On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

#19633356
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16540) - you deserved it (29516)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8766) - you deserved it (32379)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27860) - you deserved it (2942)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31891) - you deserved it (3204)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38122) - you deserved it (2485) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9790) - you deserved it (18359)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

#19448000
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19812) - you deserved it (2886)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:04am - health - by kissrocks4 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

#19437878
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27861) - you deserved it (2577)

On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, after finally returning to my house after over a year overseas, I found that my neighbours built a wall covering the only window in my bedroom. Not only is my room eternally musty and pitch black, but the council won't accept my complaint, because apparently my window was illegally built. FML

#19072736
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24636) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by BLAH (woman) - Philippines

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32497) - you deserved it (2470)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML

#5380714
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38565) - you deserved it (2582)

On 09/20/2009 at 8:38pm - work - by MEW (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working drive thru and took a huge order. When the people pulled around to the window, they handed me a stack of coupons. None of the coupons were even related to what they ordered. They made me change their order to fit the coupons because they couldn't read. FML

#5380714
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38565) - you deserved it (2582)

On 09/20/2009 at 8:38pm - work - by MEW (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barber shop. When the man finishes with him, I tell the guy, "while we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaims very loudly in front of a very full barber's shop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

#5327120
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30609) - you deserved it (6036)

On 09/18/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by ben (man) - United States (Utah)



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