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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30381) - you deserved it (8363)

On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33680) - you deserved it (9214)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22682) - you deserved it (16818)

On 12/30/2012 at 6:48pm - misc - by fuckinghicks (man) - United States

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML


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On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 5:24pm - misc - by you fuckhobbit (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33888) - you deserved it (24654)

On 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by bill219 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog and I were sitting on the couch. I went to the bathroom, came back, and saw him walk over the remote, which caused the TV to change to the Hustler channel, just a few moments before my girlfriend walked through the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22947) - you deserved it (3421)

On 11/10/2012 at 1:51am - animals - by Sam l. - United States

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML


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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29035) - you deserved it (2585)

On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31954) - you deserved it (5173)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24640) - you deserved it (1991)

On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (13267)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24993) - you deserved it (2325)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

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