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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1296
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About uhhSavage : Engaged and couldn't be happier. :)

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Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55243) - you deserved it (19284)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56206) - you deserved it (33080)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML


I agree, your life sucks (16661) - you deserved it (27652)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

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