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tylermt1999
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (448679) - you deserved it (25556)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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