About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
About tygerarmy : King of Queens
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I never take things to heart
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tygerarmy's favorite FMLs
by b5b0n36 / 03/05/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my company told me that they refuse to buy me new safety footwear without a doctor's note, because my shoe size is three sizes smaller than the minimum size my company provides. I actually have to get my doctor to prove my shoe size. FML
by tinyfeet / 03/01/2016 at 10:15pm / New Zealand / Work
by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my sister shared a post on Facebook which talked about how gays are destroying the "sanctity of marriage". I couldn't help but point out that she's been married 3 times in the last 7 years, while I've been happily married to my wife for nearly 9. She deleted my comment then blocked me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 4:15am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Jif_Creamy / 02/28/2016 at 12:00am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
by ishyboo / 02/27/2016 at 5:59pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML
by Anonameow / 02/25/2016 at 7:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
Today, while working as a hostess, one of my tattoos on my leg was showing. It's not uncommon for guests to comment on tattoos as we're high end and I'm one of two staff members with visible tattoos. What is uncommon is an elderly lady hiking up my skirt for a better view. I flashed everyone. FML
by Devlynfly / 02/24/2016 at 11:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by NurseGabby / 02/24/2016 at 2:26pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2016 at 2:02pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by cameron0779 / 02/18/2016 at 10:56pm / United States / Health
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
by JavitheWrestler / 02/13/2016 at 6:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous