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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 September 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16015
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About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36017) - you deserved it (4432)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30022) - you deserved it (7493)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44277) - you deserved it (3129)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34405) - you deserved it (4018)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50959) - you deserved it (14494)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35298) - you deserved it (20842)

On 11/30/2014 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39660) - you deserved it (6472)

On 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42413) - you deserved it (5291)

On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (4678)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:27am - intimacy - by jigglypluff (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36902) - you deserved it (5590)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by omgdesdes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34413) - you deserved it (3980)

On 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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