About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
About tygerarmy : King of Queens
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Today, my wife said she was going to her friend's place to help her with couponing. She started getting ready at 5pm; shaved her legs, did her hair, put on skin-tight leggings and a low-cut top. Left at 6pm, snuck back in at 2:50am. Shit, couponing must be really exciting. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 1:15am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML
by Anonymous / 06/09/2016 at 7:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by thedancingtit / 06/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Alaska) / Kids
by anonymous / 06/06/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by oh no / 06/06/2016 at 11:45am / United States (New York) / Work
by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids
by Spider fail / 05/31/2016 at 3:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by tigerbyrn / 05/30/2016 at 11:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/29/2016 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/25/2016 at 1:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, as I was instructing our new third grade students about how our martial arts classes are safer than people think, someone broke their leg right in front of their innocent faces. They saw the bone sticking out. FML
by muaythaiboss / 05/22/2016 at 1:45pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, my husband and I both got smart watches. We were running around, acting like we were in a James Bond movie, having fun. Until our neighbors called the cops on us for hiding in their bushes. FML
by nykkymcallister / 05/18/2016 at 11:07pm / United States (Maryland) / Geek
by ash / 05/18/2016 at 4:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I went to get a haircut. The guy next to me was in an Army uniform and had requested a short buzz cut. My stylist had to take a call, so another came out and there must've been a miscommunication, but by then, she was already fast at work. Guess who got stuck with the other guy's haircut. FML
by Buzzed_Head9 / 05/16/2016 at 10:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a… Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than… Today, my future father in law motorboated my breasts as I bent down to give him a hug goodbye. The…
- Today, my mom decided to delete every one of my guy friends out of my phone. she's actually crazy.… Today, after months of planning & asking her father permission, I proposed to my girlfriend of five… Today, I got braces. When I showed my mom, she said, "At least you'll lose weight because you can't…