About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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I never take things to heart
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tygerarmy's favorite FMLs
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
by el_Jeffe_D / 09/11/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
by TexasGirl24 / 09/10/2016 at 8:51am / United States (Texas) / Work
by KittyKat168 / 09/09/2016 at 5:34am / Germany / Miscellaneous
by jobless / 09/08/2016 at 2:18pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan. FML
by Thatgirl112 / 09/07/2016 at 11:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by failedparenting / 09/07/2016 at 12:44pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by ripped / 09/07/2016 at 10:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by limegreenpoopie / 09/06/2016 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of over a year said that being in a relationship is pointless. When I responded that I couldn't picture my life without him, he said he couldn't picture his life without our cat. FML
by Rosie / 09/06/2016 at 8:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML
by CoA / 09/06/2016 at 7:40am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Ihatemyfamily / 09/05/2016 at 5:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my roommate gave us an hour's notice that she'd be babysitting her 4 youngest siblings in our apartment for an unspecified time. After hours of them running around, intruding, breaking things and one severely injuring himself on our furniture, it turns out they are staying the night. FML
by colibricorolla / 09/04/2016 at 2:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by whoops / 09/02/2016 at 10:49am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
by guh / 08/31/2016 at 11:54am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML
by lkvetched / 08/30/2016 at 1:23pm / United States (Texas) / Health