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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 October 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About txguitarslinger : I'm a dude, and I'm awesome. What else do you need to know? Oh, you do have specific questions? Well, alright. I'll answer them. Go for it.

My hobbies? Well, I play guitar; build my own guitar amps; the usual go out and drink with friends; participate in physical activities such as running, sports, and the like.

My job? I'm a supervisor for a utility company. Yeah, it's not very exciting, but the easiest job I've ever had.

You wanna know what? No, I'm not telling you that. Weirdo.

Anything else?

No, I told you I'm not going to answer that question.

What else? You're gonna get back to me later? Alright, sounds good.

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