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Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8183) - you deserved it (1297)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, my little sister said I was drinking my juice in a very annoying way and decided to slap me across the face with a raw chicken to shut me up. FML

#21403404
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10264) - you deserved it (1699)

On 05/02/2015 at 1:27pm - misc - by tupe - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

#21403387
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12650) - you deserved it (840)

On 05/02/2015 at 12:54pm - misc - by Eternal Servitude - United States (California)

Today, a guy at work told me I look like a famous celebrity. I was flattered, until he remembered the celebrity's name: Steve Buscemi. That wouldn't be a compliment, even if I weren't a 24-year-old woman. FML

#21403358
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14313) - you deserved it (1134)

On 05/02/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

#21403286
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15095) - you deserved it (1197)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19737) - you deserved it (2051)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML

#21403035
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13775) - you deserved it (16174)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:17pm - work - by RavingLunatic (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

#21402984
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20616) - you deserved it (2285)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

#21402521
100 comments

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

#21402394
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20391) - you deserved it (5246)

On 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

#21402350
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26368) - you deserved it (2010)

On 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Limavady)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

#21402099
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28005) - you deserved it (4909)

On 04/29/2015 at 11:31pm - love - by Confusedblonde - United States (Ohio)



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