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Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6732) - you deserved it (21898)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21613) - you deserved it (2509)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my mother confused the terms 'necromancy' and 'necrophilia'. We had a great talk about why you shouldn't have sex with dead people. FML

#21364935
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17737) - you deserved it (1570)

On 02/27/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by bobjope -

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21921) - you deserved it (1612)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21130) - you deserved it (1810)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20207) - you deserved it (2174)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

#21364532
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26927) - you deserved it (1874)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by MCForty (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

#21364342
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24015) - you deserved it (4290)

On 02/27/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by milked (woman) - United States

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

#21364287
146 comments

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
270 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

#21363653
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24561) - you deserved it (5051)

On 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm - misc - by fredi - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25556) - you deserved it (2843)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, I apologised to someone for my misuse of the word 'coloured' in a discussion about ethnic minority issues. They then got even more angry and said that to even quote the word in the context of an apology is evidence of my ignorance and inherent racism. FML

#21362753
9 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 6:13pm - misc - by whiteycan'tgetitrightey - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my fiance and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML

#21362501
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37737) - you deserved it (2133)

On 02/24/2015 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML

#21362430
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29322) - you deserved it (3172)

On 02/24/2015 at 6:50am - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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