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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 May 1999 (16 years)
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About twodotgirl : I am on Swim team, cross country, track, golf, volleyball, and basketball! I'm in choir... I live on a cattle ranch in Montana. I'm Lutheran

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