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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About twixgurl : Im fun,I play piano,drums,guitar,and I sing,I hope to get somewhere in my life,and i am outgoing,I love to surf,and I like to read,if you want to ask any questions or curious about me,just message :)

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Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42820) - you deserved it (6920)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 2:58am - love - by really? - United States

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML


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