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Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML
Today.. . I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie . All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it I finally decided to just pull down the back of mah pants and underwear . I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me . I mooned them all . FML
Today , ma friends an I were drinking boba. On te side of te cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid coking on te Boba". I started to laug at te ridiculousness of te label , an coked on te boba in a couging fit. FML
Friday 27 March 2015