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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 695
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (524084) - you deserved it (35362)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11930) - you deserved it (54004)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by MikeyPeters - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13075) - you deserved it (63069)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)



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