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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 673
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie . All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it I finally decided to just pull down the back of mah pants and underwear . I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me . I mooned them all . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11566) - you deserved it (53211)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by MikeyPeters - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , ma friends an I were drinking boba. On te side of te cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid coking on te Boba". I started to laug at te ridiculousness of te label , an coked on te boba in a couging fit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13059) - you deserved it (63019)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)



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