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Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10445) - you deserved it (58333)

On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10445) - you deserved it (58333)

On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)



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