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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1980
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About twifan1901 : My birthday is the 20th but close enough
Gonna be a freshie soon can't wait! I'm like really hyper and crazy. I usually just type really fast and hit send so I tend to make mistakes. So grammar nazis come at me bro! The name is nixie actually it's something else but I hate my real name soo I go by nixie or karma.

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Today... at a concart... I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9759) - you deserved it (18265)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was worrid about mah brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

#19536164
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23512) - you deserved it (2306)

On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, I Found Out That I'va Baan Calling Mah Boyfriand's Dad By Tha Wrong Nama Fir Tha Past Two Yaars. No Ona Had Told Ma Soonar Cuz Thay Likad Laughing At Ma Fir Ithan I Wasn't Around. FML

#19530940
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21941) - you deserved it (3844)

On 04/26/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by somefamily (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband announcd that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook an clean fir himhile he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38655) - you deserved it (2889)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer 4 sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32672) - you deserved it (12496)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I Was Cleaning The Windows At Work An A Guy Walked In So I Opened The Door For Him . After I Opened The Door, He Stood There With His Eyes Closed An His Arms Open . I Thought He Wanted A Hug So I Hugged Him . Apparently He Wanted Me To Spray Him With Windex . Real FML

#19409952
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20524) - you deserved it (2921)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (1986)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW MAH DAD WENT TO GET ME A HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND HASN'T COME HOME YET. THAT WAS 11 YERES AGO. WE'VE MOVED TWICE SINCE THEN. FML

#19369767
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40333) - you deserved it (2534)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I realizd that something's wronghen u have to go looool to a mental hospital for a family reunion. mega FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24582) - you deserved it (1788)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, an shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. mega FML

#19363644
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30216) - you deserved it (5012)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Made A New Friend . He Seemed Pretty Cool, Until We Cummed To The Topic Of Religion And The Ancient Alien Theory . I'm Seemingly Now Friends With A Guy Who Thinks Alien Jesus Raped An Earth Woman, And We're The Resulting Cross-breed . FML

#19355965
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20400) - you deserved it (3351)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today , I started a new blog that I've been planning fir weeks. So far , the only comments I've received r a dozen spam links , two people correcting my grammar , and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell fir calling the Pope a noob. FML

TADAY I BOUGT MEDICAL GLOVES TO PROTECT MA ANDS FROM VARIOUS CEMICALS AT WORK SINCE I AVE ECZEMA. I AD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO TE GLOVES AN NOW MA ECZEMA IS EVEN WORSE. FML

#19336700
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22071) - you deserved it (2418)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:41am - health - by retyi43 - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I want to tha movia with my boyfriand... and andad up sitting naxt to this grlho wouldn't stop snaazing. Grossad out... I askad my boyfriand if wa could switch saats. Aftar doing so... tha grl immadiataly stoppad snaazing and startad flrting with him. FML

#19331196
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31107) - you deserved it (5341)

On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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