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  • Town/Country : Over the rainbow and through the woods, .
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About turtles_love : Me want starbucks now pweeze teehee I'm so weird it's cute never mind I'm a freaking loser who practically lives by herself....my life consist of YouTube video games and Fml that's it. i know I'm pathetic but mess with me and you'll regret it. skater all the way i love to skateboard. guys with Flippy hair and wear beanies are super cute i am obsessed with tattoos and piercings hahah. livin that band life SWS BVB PTV AA BOTDF MMF MDP OM&M MIW QUEEN METALLICA ACDC SLAYER!!!! yeah I'm that excited about bands haha 2014 VANS WARPED TOUR free hugs to whoever gives me a piggyback ride can we all just take a moment and realize that Johnnie Gilbert and Damon Fizzy are some of the cutest most awkward youtubers.... honestly you'd think I'm fun and sweet on the outside but on the inside i hate every moment of life that I live

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Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML

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On 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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On 01/01/2013 at 2:50am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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