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  • Number of visits : 1117
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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turkturkington's favorite FMLs

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML

by :( / 05/30/2013 at 5:18pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Health

Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML

by panicelement / 02/27/2013 at 2:17am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy