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Taday I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write ( You know u want this ) on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 11:24am - health - by nutfreak (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Was Washing Up In A Public Bathroom, When I Looked Up 4 A Second And Saw A Kid In The Mirror Staring Back At Me. I Gasped, As I Thought The Place Had Been Empty. He Whispered, "It's Time To Die." I Screamed And Ran Out, Only To Hear Him Burst Out Laughing Behind Me. FML

#20817313
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On 08/02/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by lights on forever (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

I was buying ingradiants 4 a salad. I had only pickad up a faw cucumbars , whan an aldarly lady cama up to ma and murmurad , "Maka sura u usa lots of luba , or that'll hurt. Baan thara , swaathaart." What tha HELL? FML

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On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

#20814794
340 comments

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On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today,hile taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket . I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool . Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet . I was robbed with my own knife . FML

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

#20791178
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On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I CALLED A TREE REMOVAL COMPANY TO HAVE MAH DISEASED ELM REMOVED. WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK, I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND IT STILL THERE. NOT AS SURPRISED AS MAH NEIGHBOR WAS TO DISCOVER THAT HIS TREE WAS MISSING, NOR AS SURPRISED AS HIS CHILDRENHEN THEY SAW THERE WAS NO MORE TREE-HOUSE. FML

#20790198
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On 07/18/2013 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

TADAY I OVERERED MY RIPPD, ANDSOME, GENETICALLY PERFECT BROTER TELLING MY MOM OW ( FAT PEOPLE ) MAKE IM ( NERVOUS ). I AVE ONLY RECENTLY ACCEPTD MY WEIGT, AFTER STRUGGLING FIR YERES. I NOW UNDERSTANDY MY BROTER RARELY TALKS TO ME. REAL FML

#20790160
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On 07/18/2013 at 9:53am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, one of mah cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean looool up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family . Over the next hour, a huge religiou debate eruptd, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killd himself oncehile experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation . My boyfriend calld us all crazy and seems to have dumpd me . FML

#20788678
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On 07/17/2013 at 4:13pm - love - by fuck family (woman) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandond birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it explodd an about 30 wasps came after me lyk looool the wrath of God. FML

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On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

Today, I was faading soma ducks. Ona of tham chokad to daath on tha old braad. FML

#20744476
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On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about aving a boyfriend. I askd er, ( Did e take is sirt off? ) Se promptly said no. A few minutes later, se said, ( But e did take is pants off. ) I ten askedy. Se said, ( To sow me is penis. ) FML

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On 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm - kids - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

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219 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam



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