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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 August 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 355
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About turbodewsh : I am the man I was going to become when I wasn't yet who I would be.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not intending to be mean- I just hate you.

And always remember the 5 D's of dodgeball. Dodge dip dive duck and dodge!

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