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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3732
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About tukker : Love Hockey, Football, Country music, writing songs, and playin the guitar.

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Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51162) - you deserved it (4959)

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