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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1509
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ttelracs : My name is Scarlett (Ttelracs backwards) and I am 100% not funny, so I do my best to not try to be but it can be hard to resist sometimes. I apologize in advance. Most of my input on here involves cynical comments, sarcasm, and rejected FML's. I am also very awkard.

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Today... I Was Feeling Really Sick At Work. I Messagd Mah Boss Whether His Girlfriend... Who Also Works There... Could Cover Me. He Then Cummd Down... Shouting At Me That Whatever Illness I Have... I've Also Passd On To His Girlfriend. I'm Pregnant. FML

#20612786
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48360) - you deserved it (3503)

On 04/22/2013 at 9:22am - work - by work -_- - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a werd boob dance an middle fingered me. FML

#20611911
94 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank !! When I rushed in, I felt something fall down leg !! It was a pair of mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside jeans !! I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice !! They did !! FML

#20599573
87 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 3:01pm - misc - by pantydropper (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. fat FML

looool 2day in mah psychology class wa wara covaring OCDs. I hava an issua with craasad papar and mah bast friand brought it up , so 4 tha naxt hour mah class matas sat scrawing up papar to saa how long I could continuously hava a panic attack. big fat FML

Today, virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch penis. FML

#20596452
230 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML

#20596320
58 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was screamd at an told that I was denying someone's ( second amendment ) by not letting him through with a gun . I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada . This is not the first time , an it probably won't be the last . FML

#20586134
131 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 6:23am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today I finally invitd mah girlfriend over to meet mah oddball parents. The first words out of mah dad's mouth were "So your the silly girl who agred to date mah dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

#20586109
69 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticd a picture of a dog hanging on the wall hich remindd me of the ending of Marley an Me. I startd crying an had to be escortd out. FML

#20585994
124 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:58am - misc - by crybaby (man) - United States (New York)

Today..!! mah Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when mah boyfriend's parent filed a lawsuit against mah parents!! FML

#20585611
94 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm - love - by Juliet (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangementhere people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis . A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn . fat FML

#20585229
147 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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