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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 May 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 29248
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16546) - you deserved it (48365)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (244597) - you deserved it (82525)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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