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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I… Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just… Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I…