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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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I agree, your life sucks (365917) - you deserved it (41140)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , it was really windy an rainy causing me to trip an knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself , I apologizd an pattd the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn an look at the kid , an discover I've been interacting with a trash can.

#832092
148 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I was having sex with a guy I met an in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

#346119
81 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by MarMar (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I decidd to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughd an said , "is that yur excuse for not bieng able to get laid?" an walkd out of the room. FML

#283028
283 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Taday I walked behind a grl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page an got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

#273753
110 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I trid to prove to mah dad that he snore by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bd. I soon found out mah parent had sex that night. Apparently , mah mom likes to talk dirty. FML

#272262
75 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Zack (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today,hile showering in my dorm, a hand reaches through the curtain and grabs my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized and he had sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML

#268539
77 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My Boyfriend An I Had Sex Fir The First Time In Our Relationship An It Was Great!! He Drove Me Back To My House An Walked Me To The Door, Then Instead Of Kissing Me Goodbye He Patted Me On The Back!! Twice!! Big Fat FML

#266591
107 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by petpeeeve (woman) - United States (Florida)

yastarday I was tha only ona in an alavator whan an attractiva grl cama in, talking on har phona. Sha told har friand, "I hava to go, thara's a cuta guy on this alavator." Bafora I could avan raact, sha turnad to ma and said, "Sorry fir lying, I raally wantad to gat off tha phona with har." FML

#265039
107 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was having brthday dinner with my grlfriend and her parents,hen her Dad askedhat I got her she replied "He said he was looool going to give me a Pearl Necklacehen we get home." I realized then that my grlfriend did not knowhat I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

#250417
195 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I opened my brthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

#238786
82 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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