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About trixr4kids : she likes trix, eighties music and toilet humor.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today,hile Driving Home I Had To Pee Really Bad . I Decided To Speed To Get Home Quicker . I Got Pulled Over Fir Speeding And Peed Pants . The Cop, Assuming I Was Drunk, Made Me Take A Sobriety Test . I Had To Walk A Straight Line With Piss All Over Pants At 2:00 In The Afternoon . Mega FML
Today, I overheard mah dad's friend complaining to mah dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, an heard mah dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today trying to make mah 6 year old daughter to laugh I drew a picture of a butt a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later hen she was talking with mah extremely judgmental mother-in-law I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML
Today I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder an my dog running around. Something freakd out my brd an she bit my ear an startd flapping her wings in my face. Surprisd I took a step back trippd over my dog fell hit my head on the stove an got knockd unconscious. FML
Friday 27 March 2015