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Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

#21450491
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3595) - you deserved it (389)

On 08/01/2015 at 3:06pm - animals - by Wow (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17496) - you deserved it (1142)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19535) - you deserved it (1532)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

#21449578
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21364) - you deserved it (1727)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

#21449035
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24915) - you deserved it (1969)

On 07/29/2015 at 11:30am - money - by fukingtigans (man) - Croatia (Zadarska)

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

#21449022
51 comments

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On 07/29/2015 at 10:41am - misc - by fack (man) - United States (California)

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

#21448834
38 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by smellslikeahangover - United States (California)

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
100 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to put a lasagna in the oven for dinner. I was greeted by a revolting scent of a chicken-soup and biscuits boxed dinner. The fridge apparently was too full for my brother to put it away inside, so he covered it up and forgot about it in the oven. We made that dinner two weeks ago. FML.

#21447669
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20165) - you deserved it (1815)

On 07/26/2015 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

#21446986
78 comments

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On 07/25/2015 at 11:51am - love - by WhoLikesPie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
152 comments

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On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

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On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

#21446059
121 comments

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On 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Ma_Nikka (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML

#21445882
81 comments

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On 07/23/2015 at 7:53am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)



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