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  • Number of visits : 563
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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trex454's favorite FMLs

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18409) - you deserved it (9616)

On 10/27/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by Tired Hungry Geek - United States

Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26205) - you deserved it (2257)

On 10/02/2015 at 12:24am - love - by Anon Y. Mous - United States (California)

Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31369) - you deserved it (2610)

On 09/13/2015 at 10:07am - work - by jobless (man) - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24442) - you deserved it (2305)

On 08/16/2015 at 7:18pm - misc - by NOOOOOO - United States

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