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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 615
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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trencher97's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24110) - you deserved it (15778)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe for my 16th birthday. Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early. FML

#21363900
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24629) - you deserved it (3902)

On 02/26/2015 at 11:18am - health - by gatewayev700 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

#21361818
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31346) - you deserved it (2481)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
451 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41549) - you deserved it (3896)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

#21360123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27127) - you deserved it (3689)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

#21359968
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31176) - you deserved it (6056)

On 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

#21356659
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32622) - you deserved it (2694)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35089) - you deserved it (3384)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

#21354177
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28715) - you deserved it (9376)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm - misc - by assholedad (man) - United States

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

#21354162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31159) - you deserved it (3065)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

#21353772
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32384) - you deserved it (2319)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:34pm - animals - by jackskellington - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I have spent so much time watching Scooby Doo with my son that I actually used the word "zoinks". FML

#21352876
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25602) - you deserved it (4851)

On 02/09/2015 at 6:07pm - kids - by brazo667 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

#21352647
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35322) - you deserved it (2782)

On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

#21351356
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25072) - you deserved it (10191)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

#21350749
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33330) - you deserved it (3152)

On 02/06/2015 at 2:06am - animals - by ZAnon - United States (Texas)



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