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travelfreak

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1025
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About travelfreak : Just your average Canadian teenager.

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Visits<b>Mowmee</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:33pm<b>tengo</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 3:37pm<b>christophbak</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 5:29pm<b>copenhagencb82</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 7:19am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 8:46pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 3:14pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:08am<b>Sk8rboi17</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:30pm<b>theramster</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:45pm<b>spokdexter</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:30am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:21pm<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:09pm<b>wankersrus</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:24pm<b>jkasian48</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 11:38pm<b>kirbs19</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 1:59am<b>Foxy_On_Fire</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 5:27am<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 6:25am<b>jonnyscash</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 3:00am

Fucked!<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 8:08am<b>Sk8rboi17</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 1:07pm

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travelfreak's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML

by howaboutthemcarrots / 04/14/2015 at 11:08am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Health

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm / United States (Vermont) / Money

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

by too good / 10/24/2014 at 6:54am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

by pyrogypsy / 10/23/2014 at 9:05pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation

Today, my wife got a new best-friend. It's my ex-wife. FML

by max / 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

by longdrive / 10/14/2014 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 11:42am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

by hahaohyeahwow / 09/24/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML

by thebrokentardis / 09/22/2014 at 2:45am / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

by Need Clothes Now / 09/21/2014 at 11:51am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

by royallymessedup / 09/21/2014 at 11:33am / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

by Sinnersinner / 09/21/2014 at 7:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

by RuinedTheMood / 09/21/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy