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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2304
  • Number of comments : 604
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life is good!

socially awkward and alienated introvert, an isolated creep and a sore loser who loves to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea, history is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, the walking dead, movies like Inception, marvel comics productions, anime, been playing dota2 on steam so add me there ^_^ @coolkiller_
I love to read as well. .nor a partyholic neither a good dancer. .
Dream to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT ! trying my best to keep up with everybody these days !
extremely friendly polite and random.
and lastly

Winter is coming! O_O

. .A big audiophile, share your taste in music? :)
#nowplaying Kavinsky - nightcall
#Floydbhakt
#Floydian
#Floyder
#kuchkuchhotahai
#Potterhead
#freeSpirit
#CarpeDiem
#MahatmaGandhi
p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.
I don't ask for nudes so chill. .

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text me ^_^

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tranced_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24422) - you deserved it (2657)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

#21346560
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24537) - you deserved it (2518)

On 01/29/2015 at 11:53pm - work - by Eyalsh (man) - Germany (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern)

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

#21346487
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24467) - you deserved it (1827)

On 01/29/2015 at 9:50pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29903) - you deserved it (13166)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

#21344494
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25179) - you deserved it (2411)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33419) - you deserved it (2651)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34211) - you deserved it (2316)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37566) - you deserved it (2579)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

#21340022
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30324) - you deserved it (3664)

On 01/19/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by momac86 - United States

Today, my dad was looking for a flashlight in my bedroom. He trashed the place, which I'd just cleaned. Turns out the flashlight was in his bedroom. Then I got a 10 minute lecture on how I was such a slob and I should take more care of my bedroom. FML

#21338508
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30763) - you deserved it (2151)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by moonchic - United States (New York)

Today, my boss told me that as funny as it is, it is inappropriate to mock customers with my "fake" Scottish accent. I don't, he refuses to believe that I speak with a Scottish accent. FML

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

#21337837
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34867) - you deserved it (2091)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by MovingOut (man) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML

#21336949
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32949) - you deserved it (7698)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:35pm - love - by ihateeverything (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

#21336915
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28423) - you deserved it (4375)

On 01/14/2015 at 10:35am - work - by kronic1990 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

#21336880
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30076) - you deserved it (5707)

On 01/14/2015 at 8:58am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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