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by TabbyCat87 / 01/12/2016 at 7:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML
by DookDaSpook / 01/11/2016 at 6:15pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, while on a flight, I was walking back to my seat after going to the bathroom, when someone stuck their leg out, causing me to trip and fall flat on my face. All the guy could say was, "There's a thing called glasses. Fucking use them!" FML
by Puff301 / 01/01/2016 at 6:25pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by no love / 01/01/2016 at 5:41pm / United States / Love
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat: "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
by buttfingers / 12/26/2015 at 12:37pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/25/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/25/2015 at 8:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2015 at 6:47pm / Australia (South Australia) / Love
Today, I made a typo in a line of code, bringing the company website down. Our admin was already pissed about having to work over Christmas, and he started yelling at me and ended up punching my supervisor when he got between us. Pretty sure my screw up indirectly got the poor guy fired. FML
by BangBangBzzz / 12/15/2015 at 5:01pm / Miscellaneous
by hatemyjob / 12/14/2015 at 7:15pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Work
by msizziec / 12/14/2015 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Work
by MiceMiles / 12/10/2015 at 7:34am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2015 at 12:29am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work