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About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life's good!
I don't stalk, I investigate.
I'm the next level shit there is!
Lost and profound, Venture Capitalist, pleasure delayer, pragmatic, socially awkward, alienated introvert and an isolated creep, but extremely friendly polite and random procrastinator who loves to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea.
History is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, walking dead, movies like Inception, Marvel Productions, anime, play dota2 on steam.
I love to read as well, nor a partyholic neither a good dancer.
Soon to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT! trying my best to keep up with the world but miserably lacking behind :( help.
Winter is coming! O_O
A big audiophile, share your music? :)
#nowplaying Dogs - pink floyd
p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.
text me ^_^
You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML
Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML
Friday 27 November 2015