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by gingerlover01 / 01/30/2016 at 10:57am / United States / Health
Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML
by MemoKrosav / 01/29/2016 at 10:54pm / Mexico (Tamaulipas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally scrounged up enough change to do laundry, so I loaded up my car, swung by the bank to take out my rent money, and stopped at a gas station to get a drink. When I came outside, my car was gone, along with all my clothes and rent money. FML
by CaptainKidd / 01/29/2016 at 9:34pm / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 12:51am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML
by anonymous / 01/21/2016 at 8:55pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Septy / 01/21/2016 at 1:17pm / Spain (Andalucia) / Love
Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML
by automotive glass tech / 01/21/2016 at 1:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML
by Jennifer / 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by xsnqw / 01/19/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by clostar / 01/19/2016 at 3:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, whilst in church, my brother's Sunday school teacher asked him what he loved to drink, to which he replied, "Beer." We have no idea why he said that, and the church is still talking to my parents. FML
by ChiefKoala / 01/17/2016 at 11:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
Today, at college, I asked the girl who usually sits next to me if she wanted to team up on our latest assignment. She gave me a disgusted look, said "Um, I'm MARRIED. Creep." and walked away. Seriously, what the fuck? FML
by kevinfmls / 01/15/2016 at 10:27pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/15/2016 at 12:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML
by motherfucked / 01/15/2016 at 12:07pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my labrador to the vet because he seemed really sick and wasn't acting like his usual self the past few weeks. The vet said nothing was physically wrong with him and that he's most likely suffering from depression. My own depression is why I got a dog in the first place. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2016 at 11:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
- Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand,… Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the… Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me…