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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (19 years)
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 Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

#21327895
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26906) - you deserved it (2582)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML

#21327860
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31562) - you deserved it (2986)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:39pm - love - by cakestar9 (woman) - Ireland (Clare)

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

#21327839
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23470) - you deserved it (42530)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

#21327810
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28962) - you deserved it (2386)

On 12/31/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

#21327640
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30008) - you deserved it (4213)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:08am - misc - by driverboy - United States

Today, my sister is having a New Year's Eve party at our house. I'm not invited. FML

#21327508
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28820) - you deserved it (2599)

On 12/30/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Excalibur6669 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML

#21325140
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24833) - you deserved it (2957)

On 12/27/2014 at 5:12am - misc - by still on hol - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML

#21324827
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29813) - you deserved it (3102)

On 12/26/2014 at 6:06pm - love - by GOAWAY - United States (Missouri)

Today, my ex boyfriend got married to the girl he told me was his sister. FML

#21323420
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32913) - you deserved it (2493)

On 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm - love - by single - United States (Utah)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

#21323347
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (2108)

On 12/24/2014 at 3:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned to never invite my father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML

#21322693
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29919) - you deserved it (2583)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Unknown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was t-boned and my truck was rendered useless. I was given a ticket even though the man who hit me ran a red light. Why? Because there was dirt on my license plate. FML

#21322311
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31445) - you deserved it (2578)

On 12/22/2014 at 9:22pm - misc - by killerxdeagles - United States (Kansas)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

#21322290
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39280) - you deserved it (4365)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML

#21322284
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27516) - you deserved it (1827)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by bakerysux - United States (Texas)



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