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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2646
  • Number of comments : 615
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life is good!

socially awkward and alienated introvert, an isolated creep and a sore loser who loves to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea, history is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, the walking dead, movies like Inception, marvel comics productions, anime, been playing dota2 on steam so add me there ^_^ @coolkiller_
I love to read as well. .nor a partyholic neither a good dancer. .
Dream to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT ! trying my best to keep up with everybody these days !
extremely friendly polite and random.
and lastly

Winter is coming! O_O

. .A big audiophile, share your taste in music? :)
#nowplaying echoes - pink floyd
#Floydbhakt
#Floydian
#Floyder
#kuchkuchhotahai
#Potterhead
#freeSpirit
#CarpeDiem
#MahatmaGandhi
p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.
I don't ask for nudes so chill. .

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text me ^_^

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On 04/02/2015 at 10:48am - work - by Wellfu (woman) - Europe

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

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On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

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On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML

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On 03/27/2015 at 9:12am - misc - by struckbystarzz (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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On 03/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by copycat - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML

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On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML

#21377041
54 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

#21375599
68 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 10:36am - love - by xswitch74 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke, he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list, "Cleanliness is not a joke". FML

Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. FML

#21373611
77 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. FML

#21373611
77 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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54 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 12:19am - health - by numbtongue - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

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82 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

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On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France



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