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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4424
  • Number of comments : 776
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About tranced_ : Emotionally Numb?
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Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

#21478550
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27292) - you deserved it (3029)

On 10/11/2015 at 9:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

#21477487
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23694) - you deserved it (3253)

On 10/08/2015 at 9:48am - health - by Nucleus (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to mosquito repellent. I fly out on a two month trip to India on Saturday. FML

#21477352
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23124) - you deserved it (2146)

On 10/07/2015 at 10:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML

#21477344
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22012) - you deserved it (3826)

On 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML

#21477334
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27584) - you deserved it (1603)

On 10/07/2015 at 9:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

#21473108
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21485) - you deserved it (5228)

On 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by oops - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

#21472873
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27076) - you deserved it (3116)

On 09/26/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by JT (man) - Luxembourg

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

#21472860
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23285) - you deserved it (3782)

On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML

#21472635
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24768) - you deserved it (2310)

On 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML

Today, my 50-something coworker followed through on his threat to file a defamation lawsuit against me. All because I jokingly said "pedo" after he bragged to everyone that his girlfriend is a smoking hot 19-year-old. FML

#21469924
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22793) - you deserved it (5181)

On 09/18/2015 at 3:51pm - money - by Anownimous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

#21467447
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25612) - you deserved it (2167)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:54pm - love - by T___T (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I accidentally deleted my landlord's pictures of his child's graduation, girlfriend, daughter and vacation when he asked me to delete a video off his phone. FML

#21467052
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12697) - you deserved it (20076)

On 09/10/2015 at 9:59pm - misc - by NotThatButton (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I drove to school and arrived early to find a parking spot. I found one close to the school, checked the signs, and thought, "Street cleaning is Wednesday. It's okay to park here since it's Tuesday." Being thrown off a day by Labor Day on Monday, I came back to a ticket on my windshield. FML



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