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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1952
  • Number of comments : 543
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About tranced_ : ( ._.) I'm kind of a mess but hey! Life is good!

socially awkward and alienated introvert, love to explore spicy cuisines although travelling is not my cup of tea, history is interesting and I watch alot of shows like suits, the walking dead, movies like Inception, whiplash, marvel comics productions, been playing dota2 on steam so add me there ^_^ @coolkiller_
I love to read as well. .nor a partyholic neither a good dancer. .
Dream to be a Chartered ACCOUNTANT ! trying my best to keep up with everybody these days !
extremely friendly and polite to those who are kind enough.
and lastly

Winter is coming! O_O

words cannot describe my gratitude for pink floyd. ..A big progrock fanatic so feel free to share your favourite. band's name. .
#Floydbhakt
#Floydian
#Floyder
#Potterhead
#freeSpirit
#CarpeDiem
p.s you're just as screwed up as the rest of us.

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Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

#21375599
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134) - you deserved it (3213)

On 03/16/2015 at 10:36am - love - by xswitch74 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke, he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list, "Cleanliness is not a joke". FML

Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. FML

#21373611
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34853) - you deserved it (2750)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. FML

#21373611
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34853) - you deserved it (2750)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

#21373551
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28548) - you deserved it (3875)

On 03/13/2015 at 12:19am - health - by numbtongue - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

#21372437
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33443) - you deserved it (2573)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

#21372437
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33443) - you deserved it (2573)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

#21372435
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (7817)

On 03/11/2015 at 9:55am - kids - by birdisnottheword (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML

#21366438
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35044) - you deserved it (3866)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:04am - intimacy - by donotbelieveinsecondchances (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML

#21359104
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (1945)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46am - animals - by Animal cruelty (man) - Australia

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

#21358494
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32274) - you deserved it (3660)

On 02/18/2015 at 7:35am - work - by lonergirl - Australia

Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed about turning 40. He said he'd been depressed about turning 40 as well, until he started screwing hot 20-somethings. We were still together when he turned 40. FML

#21357283
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35230) - you deserved it (3744)

On 02/16/2015 at 11:39am - intimacy - by notdaddy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to my grandmother's house because she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubborn when I'm old. FML

Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML

#21356363
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31946) - you deserved it (3229)

On 02/14/2015 at 11:07pm - misc - by Rubyscooby212 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

#21354181
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28548) - you deserved it (8698)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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